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╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
Keep 
Smling╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
You are sweet ARUNA,
I don’t want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart’s KONA,
Otherwise I’ll start RONA,
At least good morning to KAR LONA Kaun Kehta Hai Khamoshiya Kamosh Hoti Hai,
Khamoshiyo Ko Khamoshi Se Suno,
Kabhi-Kabhi Khamoshiya Vo Keh Deti Hai,
Jinki Aapko Lafzo Mein Talash Hoti Hai........................
Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
hota hy?
.
Jb pyar me dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nahi.
Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
ho jae?
.
.Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/./_
gut nyt
..zZzz
zZzz...ye gana sunlia kar
so nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7qa3z3YjdM0
Palko Mein Aansu , Hatheli Par Dard Soya Hai..
Hasne Wale Ko Kya Pata Rone Wala Kitna Roya Hai..
Ye To Wohi Jaan Sakta Hai..
Jisne zindgi Mein Pyar Paane Ke Baad Khoya Hai...!
Unhe koi aur bhi chahe..
Is Baat Se hum Thoda-thoda Jalte Hai,
Gurur Hai hume Is Baat ka..
key Sab Hamari Pasnd Pe hi Q marte hai..
:
khana deeeeee
