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Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia
1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost kocal kar k Kaha
Yar Main Ro Rha Hun
Dost ne kha
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Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.

Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia
1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost kocal kar k Kaha
Yar Main Ro Rha Hun
Dost ne kha
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Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.

Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..
Kia hogya hai tmhen?
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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..
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Facebook fever:
Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight"
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After sometime
17 mosquitoes liked his status :-D
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Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :
Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.

How to disturb...'''
Boyen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boyen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boyen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sarphar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain
kya
kya
kya
kya
kya
tangain yar or kya.
b positive yar.

Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,
End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak
Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lenaKabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de lena!

Doston ki Yaadon Se Badkar Koi Dolat Nahi Hoti..
Sath Rahna Hi Dost Ki Jarurt Nahi Hoti,
Duriya Kar Deti Hai Yaadon Ko Zinda,Warna Yaadon Ki Koi Kimat Nahi Hoti

Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he batado.
Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni wali ko LOAD kara dya to tery wali ney bhoot mara ha

Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he batado.
Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni wali ko LOAD kara dya to tery wali ney bhoot mara ha

ho hahahahaha ma hoo don mughA phachanoo kaha sa aya ma ho
don aba heamat ha to samna A A A TERI ASI LAT MARO GA SALA..

ho hahahahaha ma hoo don mughA phachanoo kaha sa aya ma ho
don aba heamat ha to samna A A A TERI ASI LAT MARO GA SALA..