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•••A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”
Boy-and-girl-kissing........
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”
Math is hard wheN yoU caught
Son – I want a
baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk
over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a
surprise?
A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
oH God she Divided It 2 pices
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!
Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.
You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.
Hpy we'nd Ahead
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'When two people first meet,
they can only have a
very ordinary kind of friendship.
But when you begin to understand each other,
when you get close to them,
you discover that you're
suddenly eager to know him or her even better.''
'Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art...
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.'
'A lot of the powerful religious leaders,
from Jesus to Buddha to Muhammad to Tibetan monks,
they're really talking about the same things:
love and acceptable, and the value of friendship,
and respecting yourself...
so you can respect others.'
'Strike to have friends,
for life without friends is..
like life on a desert island...
to find one real friend
in a lifetime is good fortune;
to keep him/her is a blessing.'
'We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship
can we create the illusion
for the moment that we're not alone???'
★ ђคשє ค ן๏ץŦยl คץt ★
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Waise to maine 2 se pehle 1 bi nahi bola
Ye os to raavan ke zamane se chali aa rahi hai shayad
Ye os to raavan ke zamane se chali aa rahi hai shayad
