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(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
don’t copy if u can’t pasteMany wars have been avoided
With the little spread of message loaded
Smile plays miracle when air is hot
The result is shown without war being fought.
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Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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dont angry on me,i'm quiting
this is my last msg keep smling ---╰♡╮
╰♡╮---Red is the symbol of love
And the yellows talks of friendship
The green tells of richness and progress
The blue guarantees great at heart
The white symbol of peace and pure happiness
There is a rainbow smile n life when all go together………..
Wise thoughts
u can follow
1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid,gives u red eyes.
2)Practice makes a man perfect but nobody’s perfect. so,y practice???
3)V r here to help others, then what exactly r the others for?
4)Money is not everything,after all there’s master card & visa!
5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep!
6)Hard work never killed anybody, but why to take the risk???
gut AfterNooN 
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★***★There was a star in life
agreed, it was much loved
when it sank, it did sink.
Look at the sky’s vastness,
so many stars have broken away
so many loved ones it has lost
the lost ones, were they ever found?
But tell me, for the broken stars
does the sky ever grieve?
That which is past, is gone...
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There was a flower in life
which, doted everyday on
when it dried, it dried away.
Look at the gardens, many of its flowers have
that which welted, did it ever bloom?
But tell me, for dried flowers
does the garden create an uproar?
That which is past, is gone...
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There was a cup of wine in life
which, you gave your heart and soul for
when it broke, it did break.
Look at the wine house’s courtyard
shaken, where many cups are
fall, and merge with the ground
that which fall, do they ever rise?
But tell me, for broken cups
does the wine house ever regret?
That which is past, is gone...
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A short life, we have come with,
wine cups do tend to break.
Yet, inside the wine house
there is a wine pot, there are wine cups.
Those, struck by intoxication
do splurge away on the wine.
He’s a raw drinker,
whose affection escapes no cup,
one who has burnt from true wine
does he ever shout, or scream?
That which is past, is gone...
THATS LIFE...LIFE MUST GO ON....
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