Mast...👌

Koi hai?

Good night

Nahi Mannat bahot pahle ab to time he nahi apni id chalane ka
Shukr hai Ramdan hai ab mobile hath me rahta hai
Apke pas 5g hai kya? Bada fast net hai

Mene aj tak machxhar nahi mara goli kaise mare

Jab ️Mera time pass nahi Hota to me ek fake id gal ki bana leta hu Aram se msgs ka Anand leta hu:,)

Time b pass ho jata hai

Mene suna tha 'ghar ghar Modi '
Aye nahi kya?

Phir pani daal k chalao net

Achchi rate Agai din to ayega nahi
Roz setmax per 'sooryawansham'dekhiye

Maro msg na mile k tanne...?
Dekhiya inboxua ma

Meri aftari dekhti ap to bahot afsos karti

Me bhooke pet hu blood pressure high hai:


Chilla kaha raha hu😡😜

Q aj din me Suraj nahi nikla..?
Joke mast tha sare kapde kharab ho gaye

Petrol Dalaiye net ko fast kare

2 saal se wait kar raha tha ME

Subha se yoga kar rahi thi?
Ek bar b nahi ai

Fwd karta hu kamene dosto ko


Kaisa raha roza apka?
Sote sote Kaat diya hoga

Suna diye...

Ha nachunga

Bas abi aftari hui 5 min hue

Wo to ramdan k bad pata chalega jab wazan dekha jayega

Sach bataiye kitna khaya?

Aftar hai walima nahi
Chalo ajao ab

Mannat

Badi saaf seedhi see bat hai per bahot matlab nikal rahe hai..

Awesome

Kaha hai Mannat abi?

Have a great day ahead