Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!


90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..


After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
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Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling

hello

my name is clara am a lady i saw your profile today.and
became interest in you so i will us to be friend,please send
your email address to my box (clarajobe2012@yahoo.com)so that i will
send my picture to you and tell you more about me.i waiting your email

thanks yoursful
miss clara.

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...Have a Miracle Weekend...


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WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD

♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥
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♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥
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♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥
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♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥
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So,value them n enlighten ur life...
HavE LoveLy tYm

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Red is the symbol of love


And the yellows talks of friendship


The green tells of richness and progress


The blue guarantees great at heart


The white symbol of peace and pure happiness


There is a rainbow smile n life when all go together………..


Wise thoughts u can follow



1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid,gives u red eyes.
2)Practice makes a man perfect but nobody’s perfect. so,y practice???
3)V r here to help others, then what exactly r the others for?
4)Money is not everything,after all there’s master card & visa!
5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep!
6)Hard work never killed anybody, but why to take the risk???



gut EvEniNg

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The wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband : What was that for..?
Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband : I took part in a race last week. Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife : Sorry.. !
Next day wife again hit him with the frying pan.
Husband : What for now.. ?
Wife : Your horse is on the phone.

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If you marry one woman,

She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,

They will fight for you.

Think different.

Add wife, Enjoy life.



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How Amazing!!……….

A Mother makes her Son “INTELIGENT” in 20 years,
But a Girl makes him STUPID in 2 Minutes…
Hahahahahahahhhahha, Just spread your Sweet Smiles Friends..

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