Height of good luck
teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns
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Student: who? Me?
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Teacher: very good, sit down

ye vi ek accha sawal
kaal hi puchunga mere har sadi suda frns ko
fir bataunga

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE)

yeah you are ryt

eha lal n safed chalte h

Attending a wedding for the first time, a
little girl whispered to her mother, “Why
is the bride dressed in white?” “Because


white is the color of happiness, and today
is the happiest day of her life.” The child
thought about this for a moment then
said,
“So why the groom wearing black?”

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!


jo karni h samhal ke karo

I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I'm gonna wish u a wonderful Night!

Lagta hai so gaye mai bi chalta hu
Gud nyt tc

are eha to x n xx ka mela h

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne

nai kahunga

Kitna kaam karwata hu apse mai bahut bura hu mai

Ghum ho gaye the ap

╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮

FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD NIGHT WITH LOTS OF TEETH

╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮


thanQ pak ko jitne ke liye:cheerleaderL n aap ko accept karne k liye

Apki dua se

yahoooooo!!!!
Pakistan jeet gyaaaa


love youuuu

Aa jao pls

SINGLE Is NOT A Status...

Its A Word That Best Describes

A Person Who Is Strong

Enough To Live 'n Enjoy Life

Without Depending On Others

Good Noon friends & take care